Well, if you never read the first, “Why ESPN sucks” I talked about why ESPN and all its reporters, analysts, etc sucks.
Today the Braves beat the Marlins. That means the Braves and Marlins have identical records, and… You know what? Just take a look for yourself…
You if can’t tell, one of these sites posted the Marlins in second place (hint: Its the one that sucks).
Seriously ESPN? How petty is that?? No, not petty, pathetic, more pathetic than the Braves’ offense. Oh, and thats not fake, look it up (before the Marlins – Braves game on Sunday) though.
ESPN lied to me (and everyone else watching). They told me that I should stick around because Tommy Hanson would be there. What they should have said was, “Stick around, we’re going to show videos of Tommy Hanson and talk about his heavy balls.” They would have told the truth, and generate more viewers.
Jonathan Coachman. General rule of thumb. If it’s not good enough for the WWE, its not good enough for ESPN, or anything for that matter.
They’re need to please everyone. Apparently ESPN figured out that no one outside of the northeast cares about the BoSox-Yanks rivalry. What do they do? Enter Buck Showalter:
“Are you sick and tired of the BoSox Yankees series? We’ll I think they should not play so many games, we should limit the amount of games they play.”
Listen d**chebag, They are both ML baseball teams, and they play in the same divsion, they have to play games against eachother, what people don’t like is the obsession coverage by di**wholes like you.
Not to mention, ESPN only wants them to limit games so as not to oversaturated them. Doing that we’ll get more viewers (i.e. Superbowl vs. MLB World Series).
The American League ROY candidate and most likely winner is Gordon Beckham. Simply because he has no competition, like last years AL ROY winner.
Now the National League, thats different. I see three possible candidates: Randy Wells, Tommy Hanson, JA Happ. All pitchers.
Randy Wells –
Randy has been just dandy for the slumping Chicago Cubs. Having a turblelent begining of the season by going from the minors to the majors, bullpen to rotation, Randy proved he is the only consistant Cubs SP that doesn’t have temper tantrums, doesn’t get injuried by the stupidest thing, and doesn’t suck. How does the Cubs repay him? By giving him no run support. Thus for the 2009 campainge, he has posted a 9 – 6 record, 2.84 ERA, 1.20 WHIP, and 74k’s. He should be somewhere around 12 – 3, but you don’t get a ROY award by what you should be.
J.A. Happ –
Happ also had to deal with call ups and send downs until things clicked for him. It was not as hard for Happ to get into the starting rotation than it was for Wells to. Phillies could not pitch, Happ finally could, boom. I have called Happ the “luckiest pitcher in baseball” because of his high strand rate and large amounts of run support. Happ has the most innings pitched than either of the other two. He Currently has the best winning percentage (one more win that Hanson). He has the lowest WHIP and ERA (1.17, 2.59). So why isn’t he largly considered the favorite…?
Tommy Hanson –
…Because of this man. Tommy’s stats may not be as good as Happ’s, but he has the one thing that really matters, hype. Hype is what won Soto the ROY last year, even though Jurrjens clearly deserved it. Tommy Hanson is also the reason Glavine doesn’t have a job, if your unfamilar with what I’m talking about, refer to this link. The AFL MVP award might as well be icing on the cake for Hanson. He is projected to be the #1 starter for the Braves next year. Tommy does have more than hype though, he leads both Randy and Happ in K/9, opposing batting average, and P/IP. Talk about Ace material.
We’ll it depends, Wells can throw a perfect game, Happ can throw a no hitter, Hanson can “strike out his age.” Its to early to tell.
Congrats Warner Robins, GA Little League team! Best of luck to “y’all.”
Braves need a win tonight! Here’s to hoping Braves take the series!
Thats all for me folks!
With a partial title of “Why ESPN Sucks” you might think I’m about to talk to you about:
- Jon Miller and Joe Morgan’s awful broadcasts
- The over glamorization of the Yankees – Red Sox rivarly
- Buster Olney’s incredible stupid rumors
- The fact that they only pander to big market teams/names.
I actually going to show you this mind boggling article from ESPN.com. The article will be in bold and my little retorts will be in italic. Here we go.
One thing that has been an obvious cause for the resurgence of the Atlanta Braves recently and for the overall steady play of the Philadelphia Phillies this season — pitching.
Okay, lets stop right here. Resurgence? What are you talking about? I hope you mean on a season to season basis. At first I thought, ‘well maybe they mix up the teams’. Because the Phillies sure as hell have not had overall steady play from their pitching.
And those two pitching staffs will be on display this weekend when the
two teams meet in Atlanta in a series. And be sure, this is an
important series because the Braves are still within arm’s reach in the
What? “Strong Matchups”? Jair Jurrjens is easily the favorite. Cole vs. Kenshin is the only one I’d consider “Strong”, Although they’re both weak. Still equal. Happ and Vasquez is close, but still favors the Braves.
If Atlanta is going to continue to surprise and pull off a true
Cinderella season, it is going to have to match arms with other teams
down the stretch.
Its like Showatler has never seen the Braves play this season, seriously. They’ve been matching arm since the season began.
The Braves have a chance to do that this weekend at home. I’m sure they know they are lucky to miss Cliff Lee, who pitched — and won again — for the Phillies on Thursday.
Aww. Want a cookie? I have this felling the Braves don’t care if Lee pitched or didn’t because they have a 24 – 16 record against lefty pitchers with a dominant LH lineup.
Being six games back in the loss column to the Phillies here in mid-August tells me that it’s time for the Braves to make their move. A series at
home against the division leaders gives them a great opportunity to do
Notice the wording, they are only 4 back in the win colum, not a big deal.
It won’t be easy, though, because of that Phillies’ lineup and the way
those bats are rolling coming off a sweep of the Chicago Cubs at
First, Cubs suck, always have, always will. Secondly, Braves bats have been just as hot the past 7 games. And Atlanta has won 7 of their last 8 including 3 against the then, best team in MLB, the Dodgers.
Philadelphia’s first six hitters might be the toughest first six in baseball. When you have to deal with Jimmy Rollins, Shane Victorino, Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, Raul Ibanez and Jayson Werth,
well, that’s just not easy. That’s almost a blueprint at what you want
at each position, and a real grind for any opposing pitching staff.
No argument there.
This is the worst! There is not a single “unknowns” in this rotation, you want to talk about unknows how about Cole Hamels, Pedro Matinez, Joe Blanton? You know guys with 4+ ERAs. And there is not a single Braves fan that is crying over the fact that those legends (are) retired/suck.
The Braves are going about the task of developing young arms from
within the organization, but that takes time. A lot of people forget
that even Maddux and Co. struggled when they were young.
I don’t… I don’t even know what to say.
One good thing they have going for them at home is a pitcher-friendly
park, and I think all that work is now beginning to reap some results.
Changed my mind, this is the worst. There is only ONE GOOD THING you can think of? I can think of at least seven. How about the fact that their the hottest team in Baseball? Or the pitching advantage? Jesus have mercy on Buck Showalter. Please!
The Braves have a lot going for them…
Ok. He realized he made a mistake and gracefu…
…in that no one really expected
much from them this season. That frees them up to go out there and be
aggressive, to just let it fly.
OH! So close. No one expected much from them? Ben Nicholson-Smith of MLBTradeRumors.com said they were a 90 win team. Many picked them for the Divsion champions and even more picked them for the Wild Card. Why would Frank Wren work so hard on trying (and successfully doing so) to build a great pitching rotation, if he thought it was cool to piss it all away?
Bobby Cox has surely built them up a bit. Any time you have a winner
like Cox writing your name on a major-league lineup card, that has to
give you a world of confidence. This group won’t be intimidated at all,
even if it is facing the World Series champions. They’ll play free and
Ok, that is passable, Mr. Brown Nose…
In fact, there’s more pressure on the Phillies. One of the toughest things in sports is to win when you are expected to. Everybody has expected Philadelphia to compete.
Wrong again! Phils have a 5 game lead. No pressure at all. If the Braves lose (knock on wood) they’ll have to pick up the pieces and start over again.
Not only are the Phillies as good as they were last year, but they might even be better.
This is the only accurate thing said. They are better than last year number wise, this year, they scored more runs, allowed fewer runs, and have a better record.
Right now, their only real red flag is at closer. Brad Lidge
just hasn’t been the same — his ERA is 7.42. That just doesn’t make
the closer a red flag; it makes it a big red flag. It’s an
uncomfortable feeling for a team to wonder every night how many runs
They have another red flag in Hamels. Their “ace” has a 4.77 ERA and just when he shows signs of getting back on track, he derails.
All things considered, Atlanta might have an edge this weekend.
Atlanta DOES have the edge.
They have nothing to lose.
Well this should be a good series, and you can sure as hell bet I’ll be listening to Sunday’s game on the radio.
Thats all for me folks!